69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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