she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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