Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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