How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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