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I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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