Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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