There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
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This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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