I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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