She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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