I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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