We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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