Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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