Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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