I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
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well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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