Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
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I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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