I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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