You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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