Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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