Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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