I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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