It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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