My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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