The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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