Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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