I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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