I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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