Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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