I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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