Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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