Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
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I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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