I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
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