I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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