What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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