the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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