Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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