I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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