I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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