we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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