Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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