dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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