There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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