I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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