Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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