I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
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Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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