I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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