me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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