You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
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This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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