I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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