Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Operation Purity has been aborted
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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