when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
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Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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